Ok, UPDATE TIME!!!!! Despite the fact that we have many buttheads that haven't been reading, we're gonna keep going. Their loss.
Don't worry, you guys will be rewarded, they will suffer consequences,most severe and most foul!
I know it was supposed to be up earlier in the week(Sorry Ambs) but the extra time was actually beneficial. A lot got added to it, just in the past day alone. I'm happy with it.
Anyway, a lot of work and planning went into this particular part. Not planned that way, just sorta happened. Besides this one having the most pics, for the first time, I've put in a few audio
bits to the fic that will hopefully add to the fun.Just music to help with each scene. Those particular songs just jumped into my head as I was planning/writing the scenes. Hope you enjoy it!
Speakers on! ----------FILE K---------- 'AMBURNED!'
As we begin, we see Ryo and Homer standing near an actual bathroom in the train car! RYO:
"What is it,Ryo?" RYO:
"I need Magnum ammo. I've been looking all over for it and now I finally find some.....in this toilet. Who puts ammo in a toilet?!" HOMER:
"Oh, so what? A little toilet water won't do any harm." RYO:
"It will when it's full of pee! Who the hell did this?" HOMER:
"Well, don't blame the yellow guy!" THORIN:
"Oh, that was me, boss." RYO:
"Why did you pee in here?" THORIN:
"I know, what madness! Pee in a toilet? Next thing you know, they'll be putting ice cream in freezers! Listen, I've been running through streets, around a Police Department, into sewers, and out to a factory and this is the first toilet I've seen. There was no way I was going to take my chances and hold it any longer." RYO:
"Well, couldn't you have at least taken the ammo out first?!" THORIN:
"But that would ruin all the fun." RYO:
"I'm hungry. Does anyone see any donuts around?"
As the platform starts descending, the wall is pierced again by a giant claw. It slices right into Phyllis and she screams and curses before falling to the ground, a red 'Danger!'
flashing on her as blood forms all around her. Everybody screams her name and now joins in with the cursing. JOE:
"Phyllis! PHYLLIS!! Can you hear me? C'mon, snap out if it!" FLIP:
"She just got skewered by a giant BOW claw. I don't think she can snap out of that." RYO:
"Ok, now we have to go outside." THORIN:
"What? Outside?" RYO:
"Yes, and the message informs us that we will not be allowed back in until the monster fight is over.....I mean.....for a certain period of time." JOSH:
"Lost your mind, have you?" STEVEN:
"You must think us mad!" RYO:
"It's part of the adventure, we have to or we can't continue. This platform will keep descending into nowhere. See? ~points out the window~ Look, we're not even actually moving, the walls are. Just an illusion until we do what we're supposed to do." THORIN:
"Why those tricky Capcom bastards." HOMER:
"I like it better inside. How bout I stay here and cheer you guys from here?" JOE:
"Come on! Let's go kill this F***** thing!"
The group,except Homer, walks outside and looks around. When they get to a certain spot, a metal bar is thrown at them from the roof of the train. It's the monster. Birkin has again mutated...his face is on his chest and he has grown another monster head. His claws get bigger and a huge eye is on his arm, near his shoulder. JOE:
"Why, you Sonuva...wanna throw s***, eh? Well, how bout I throw you a face full of lead?!"
Joe fires his machinegun and Birkin roars angrily. Everybody else joins in and this annoys and confuses Birkin. He wasn't supposed to be facing this many adversaries. He's holding his own, knocking some of the team down. Homer is sticking his head out of the hole Birkin made on the train. HOMER:
"Get him,guys! Shoot him good! Stupid Monster."
Birkin throws the metal bar at the train, hitting the side with a loud 'BANG!' Homer screams and ducks his head back inside. While the monster is distracted, Thorin sneaks up behind him. The big eye turns and looks at Thorin, noticing him before Birkin does. Thorin waves his hand around making a 'Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk' sound and pokes his finger in the eye. The eye squints shut and Birkin is pissed, swinging his arms around, going to slash Thorin but hitting Kenneth instead. After all the gunfire, Birkin finally falls to the ground and Ryo stops everyone from shooting at him further, so that they don't waste ammo. They quickly head back into the train and to Phyllis' side. JOE:
"Don't die on me,Phyllis! Come on...Wake up.Come ON!!!" FLIP:
"Again,she's not taking a nap. Skewered... claws... remember? I don't think you just 'wake up' from that."
Phyllis isn't responding. Things are bleak. The blips on her health meter are slowly fading out. It looks like it might be the end for our beloved psychopath. Thorin start to cry out loud. RYO:
"I can't believe it. I think she may be gone." JOE:
"No F***** way! We can't lose her!" THORIN:
"Boo hoo hoo!!!" TIM:
"No! Don't go!" LUKE:
"She was a great teammmate." SPIKE:
"I'm proud to have served with her." AMBER:
"Is there nothing we can do?" JOE:
"Yes! I won't let this happen. I know how I can save her." TIM:
"By stimulating her clitoris? I'll help you." JOE:
"No! Quickly, someone give me a Green,Red and Blue Herb."
~listen to this to for proper audio of the scene. twice if need be.~ Saving Private Phyllis
Sprach Zarathustra starts playing and Joe takes a Green Herb
in his hand and then holds to the left,then to the right and then holds it up high for everyone to see, at the dramatic part of the first line of music. As the music slowly builds up, he holds up the Green Herb
in his left hand and the Red Herb
in the right, slapping them together and mishmoshing his hands around. When the music reaches the peak of the 2nd line of music, there is now a Green&Red Mixed Herb
, which he holds up high to show everyone. As the music builds again, he holds the Red&Green Mixed Herb
in his left hand and the Blue Herb
in the right. Again he mashes them together, flipping his hands all around. When the music reaches its peak, the herbs are all combined together into a Green,Red&Blue Mixed Herb
. A collective "Ooooooo" is heard from the group as Joe holds it aloft. AMBER:
"What is it?" JOE:
"I call it.....The Magic Ravioli.
"It's so beautiful." ~wiping a tear~
Joe quickly puts the ravioli in Phyllis' mouth and closes it. She chews it and swallows it down in one big gulp. The music is reaching its crescendo as she suddenly opens her eyes,gets up on her feet and raises her shotgun. JOE:
"Welcome back." RYO:
"Are you ok,Phyllis?" PHYLLIS:
"Never better......... Let's go,boys. ~cocks her shotgun~ We've got Zombies to kill."
The music reaches its peak as the group cheers an enthusiastic "YEAH!!!!" and they all run after her, following her out of the train, into Umbrella's secret labs. ****************
Unfortunately, when they ran in, there was nothing to fight. The place was dark and empty. Joe and Phyllis went to check the place out while the rest of the group followed Ryo into the Safe Room. Leon was there, holding an injured Ada's hand, while she was lying down on a bed. Rob and Sara were also there. LUKE:
"We made that dramatic entrance for nothing." FLIP:
"Maybe we can wait in the train until some Zombies come. Then Phyllis can say her line again and then we'll come running back out." RYO:
"There's no time for that,Flip." ROB:
"It's about time you guys got here." SARA:
"Yea, what took you so long?" LEON:
"Take it easy. We're in Umbrella's secret lab." FLIP:
"Considering how many of us are here, I would hardly call it a secret now." LEON:
"I'll go find something to treat that wound, so rest here in the meantime." ADA:
"I'll only slow you down with my injury. Go....save yourself." FLIP:
"Makes sense." HOMER:
"Sounds good to me. Let's go." MARK:
"Bye Ada." LEON:
"Knock it off,all of you! Don't worry,Ada. It's my job to look after you." FLIP:
"She has a huge gash and is still bleeding while you're talking. You suck at your job." AMBER:
"There are herbs and sprays everywhere, and this imbecile is going to run around looking for something else." ADA:
"But...you'll be in Danger if you stay with me. I know... I've only known you,for a short period of time...but I really enjoy being with you." LEON:
"Well said,Leon. You're a smooth operator." HOMER:
"What's with all the mushy stuff? Are there any donuts here?" STEVEN:
"I think it's rather touching. Better than a soap opera." JOSH:
"Yea, go on...say some more." ADA:
"I know....I'm not capable of caring about anyone, but...I don't want to lose you." LEON:
"We're leaving this place together." RYO:
"Shhh! Spoilers." LEON:
"Wait here, I'll be right back."
Josh and Steven blow their noses and start clapping. AMBER:
"Oh, stop it, you pansies!"
Suddenly the power to the lab comes on and a loud hum is heard. RYO:
"Ok people, looks like they made progress. Get ready to roll when they get back."
As Leon runs out the door, Joe,Phyllis, Claire and Sherry come running in. Leon sees a regular door loading screen at first, but then sees a bunch of people coming at him the opposite way. When the loading finishes, Leon is knocked back into the room. As he stumbles, Thorin is rolling head over heels and bumps into the back of Leon's legs, causing him to fall down and get stepped on by Joe and Phyllis. JOE:
"Ok, I found the Main Fuse
"And I inserted it into the socket." SPIKE:
"~hearty laugh~ Main Fuse in the socket,eh? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?" ~nudges Joe~ JOE:
~confused~ "Eh,the power is on." PHYLLIS:
"Still some locked doors though." LEON:
"What the hell are you doing?" THORIN:
"Ryo tells me to roll, I roll." RYO:
"~LOL~ That's actually kind of funny,Thorin." JOE:
"Whoa, didn't see you down there,Leon."
Joe helps Leon up, who has a very unhappy face on and even more footprints on his body. The officer dusts himself off and leaves again, this time cautiously loading out. CLAIRE:
"Listen, it may be dangerous out there. I want you to stay here, Sherry. Here, you hang onto my jacket for me. Wait for me to come back, don't wander off." SHERRY:
"But your jacket..." CLAIRE:
"That's Okay, you keep it. I'm sure it will keep you safe. Wait here for me, okay? I'm going back to look for your mom." SHERRY:
"Thanks Claire. Even though I'm an only child, neither of my parents spent much time with me...because of their work. But now that you're with me I finally have someone to rely upon." HOMER:
"Oh,so what?. My parents didn't spend time with me either. They just parked me in front of a television set all day. You don't hear me complaining! I turned out just TV." CLAIRE:
"Aw,Sherry. Just ignore the stupid yellow man. I'm here for you." RYO:
"Don't worry,Claire...she'll be fine. We'll post some people here to watch over them. Now...you wait here, Sherry. We'll be right back."
Everybody loads up on ammo and herbs and then loads out into the Train area, where the situation is discussed. Rob,Sara, Spike,Tim, Steven and Josh are chosen to stay here and watch over Sherry and the injured Ada. RYO:
"Now that,that is settled, we must head into the Labs." LUKE:
"Which way do we go? The elevator?" RYO:
"No, that's only activated during an emergency." FLIP:
"Isn't this emergency enough?" RYO:
"No, it has to be explosion worthy." DC:
"Now, you're bound to face lots of Zombies and probably some Lickers as well. I can direct you through the lab." JOE:
"I know the way. We have to head down the ladder by the pussy plant." LUKE:
"Pussy plant?" DC:
"It's not actually called that." JOE:
"Tch,sorry. I meant the ~makes finger quotes~ vagina plant." DC:
~sighs~ "It's just a giant plant." JOE:
"Have you taken a look at this thing,doc? Have you ever had a good look at a woman? Without her clothes? It's a jolly green giant vagina plant, that's what it is!" THORIN:
"Ho, Ho, Ho!" HOMER:
"Hmmmmm, I like the sound of that!" LUKE:
"I must admit, I'm curious." RYO:
"Let's go see!"
As they head towards their destination, eager to see this vaginal wonder of nature, Homer feels his stomach growl and grabs it, complaining out loud about the situation. HOMER:
"Oh man,I need food. I'm so hungry." LUKE:
"I'm not." HOMER:
"How could you not be hungry after not eating all night?" LUKE:
"Hey DC, can you come here a minute?"
DC comes walking over with a very large centipede hanging out of his mouth as he chews loudly with horrible crunching sounds. DC:
"Oh,never mind. I think Homer figured it out."
DC nods and walks away as Homer turns and hurls cartoonish chunks. **********************
The group leaves and Steven and Josh get to talking, before heading back to the Safe Room. They notice Rob has his Godzilla head on and he has now added a fake tail, using green herbs for spines. He is walking around with wide stance steps, stomping his feet each time he takes a step. He starts singing a theme song to support himself. ROB:
"Up from the depths....Thirty stories high...." SARA:
"Rob, What are you doing?" ROB:
"I am Godzilla. I'm preparing for the big fight." SPIKE:
"Godzilla? Have you been using those herbs the wrong way? This ain't Tokyo,Rob." ROB:
"....Breathing Fire....his head in the sky!" STEVEN:
"You can't breathe fire, you bloody imbecile!! You're a Man!" ROB:
"Do not speak to me that way! I'm Godzilla, damnit!!!" SARA:
"I think you might need help,Rob."
Insulted, Rob storms off into the Safe Room. The rest shake their heads as they discuss their situation. STEVEN:
"Well....stuck with babysitting duty. Ain't that a bitch?" JOSH:
"Yes, she is...I mean first the tram, then the train..." STEVEN:
"It's an expression,you twat. I'm not talkin about the skirt!" SPIKE:
"You really are a cockney little sod,Josh." JOSH:
"Well, how'm I supposed to know he means an expression? He's always talking gibberish." STEVEN:
"You couldn't even spell gibberish." JOSH:
"F*** you." STEVEN:
Steven quickly turns around in all directions, making sure they were all gone and that no one was around. STEVEN:
"I was going to say, well,speaking of bitches, least we didn't get stuck with butchy Claire. Ugh, I can't stand her! Her with the ~acting girly~ 'Oh, I'm so great, I'm here because of my brother. I'm going to check out the area. Does anyone wanna come help?' Oh, F*** off,you wanker! No one gives a s*** and you or your big shot brother." SPIKE:
"Why does she bug you so much? She seems awfully nice to me. Pretty too." STEVEN:
~makes a gag sound~ "Oh, you must be daft! Are you liquored up? I couldn't be drunk enough to find her pleasing. Pretty? I've seen prettier faces on a dog. Running around, thinking she's all that. I was forced to take a bullet for that hag! Can you believe it? And does Claire thank me? No, not a word of thanks do I get. We ought to toss her ass into the sewer where she belongs." SPIKE:
"Yes,him too! That stupid clod! Always defending her honour. As if she had something worth honouring in the first place. Can you imagine those two together? They'd probably arm wrestle each other for fun. What a pair of brutish bozos. ~LOL~"
Suddenly a loud,one note guitar twang is heard and it echoes in the air. Steven freezes and is afraid to turn around. Spike,Josh and Sara are gritting their teeth, staring behind him. Sporting a nervous smile, he looks at his British buddies and utters in a nervous tone, almost expecting the inevitable. STEVEN:
"He's right behind me,isn't he?"
The note is heard again, as the camera pans back. Joe is in fact, standing behind Steven, teeth clenched, eyebrows lowered, face curled in an angry scowl. Steven slowly waves good bye and his smile turns into a frightened frown.
It isn't hard to predict what happens next....
The next scene edits in suddenly in a harsh cut. Joe has Steven pressed against the wall with his left hand, as his right hand holds a blow torch inches away from his face. JOE:
"You've insulted Claire for the LAST time, Steven!!! It's time for you to SEE THE LIGHT!!!!" STEVEN:
"AHHH!!! My Eyebrows!!!"
Everybody comes running back to get Joe. RYO:
"Joe, you're going to kill him! You're scaring him so much his hair is turning blue!" THORIN:
"Burn the smurf!" JOE:
"Repent Steven! SEE the F***** LIGHT, you blue haired Sonuva...." RYO:
Joe stops for a moment and Ryo grabs the torch out of his hand and gives him a slap across the face to snap him out of it. RYO:
"Now get back to the vagina....eh, to the giant plant!" JOE:
~grumbles~ "Ok! .....Alright!" RYO:
"Steven, go with the others."
Steven walks away,his eyebrows still smoking. Thorin,waiting by the door, notices Steven and cannot resist making a remark. THORIN:
"~LOL~ Your eyebrows are really smurfed up!" STEVEN:
Steven leaves. As Joe is walking back, Amber is smirking and playfully teases him. AMBER:
"Nice work. You know,Joe....you can Punish
me anytime." JOE:
"Oh really?" AMBER:
" ~LOL~ I didn't even realize I made a Pun." THORIN:
"Well, he is The Pun-isher,after all." JOE:
"~LOL~ I laughed at that harder than I probably should have." THORIN:
"Thank you,Joe. I'm here all week." JOE:
"So,Amber...I can still do it?" AMBER:
"Uh huh." ~smiling~ JOE:
"Well then....how shall we punish you?" ~smiling~ AMBER:
"I don't know...as long as it involves my clothes being ripped off and you smacking my ass!" ~leaning closer~ JOE:
"That can be arranged,you sexy little minx!" ~moving closer~ THORIN:
"They're gonna DO it!!!"
The two of them are grinning at each other like a couple of idiots when Ryo comes running in to separate them. RYO:
"No! NO! Stop it,you two! Get away!" ~shoves Joe and pushes Amber back~ JOE:
"What? I was just..." RYO:
"Yea, you were just....just getting your ass to that plant like I told you to! Now, move!"
Joe grumbles and leaves with Thorin. Ryo turns back to Amber. RYO:
"And you! I thought we had this discussion before." AMBER:
"What?! We weren't doing anything, just talking!" RYO:
"Yea...talking...flirting....then laughing, then kissing, then raping, then the END OF THE F****** WORLD!!!!" AMBER:
"Oh, would you stop exaggerating." RYO:
"No! There is something weird in the cosmos with you and him. Anytime you guys act funny, something bad happens. I don't know what it is, but this should not happen." AMBER:
"Ryo, we're friends, we were just kidding around. Stop making a big deal out of..." RYO:
"Just stay away from him,Amber,that's an order! You are forbidden to flirt or fornicate with that friend, any further!"
Ryo holds his index finger up and makes a stern face at her. Amber just folds her arms and scrunches her face at him as he leaves. Sara comes over after seeing everything that just went on. AMBER:
"Order my ass! Who does he think he is? If I want to get with Joe, I will." SARA:
"Gee Amber, I didn't know you thought of him like that." AMBER:
"I don't! I mean....not really. I don't know. It's weird because my head gets so hazy around him sometimes. Like I can't help it." SARA:
"Yea, I sorta felt that too. Really strange." AMBER:
"But now that Ryo has Forbidden
me to do it, I suddenly want to even more! I'll Forbiddenly F*** Joe's brains out if I want to! That'll show Ryo! Order me around will he?!" SARA:
"~voice getting louder~ I'm going to have sex with whoever I want to! He can't tell me what to do! ~screaming~ I'LL F*** EVERY DAMN GUY IN THIS PLACE IF I WANT TO!!!!"
The background music suddenly stops and every male,of every kind,of every place in this adventure, suddenly peeks in the room from all angles, including the ceiling, at Amber. The girls look around, all shocked and nervous at first, but calmer when the Lickers start giving Amber a beat, clapping their claws two times, then once, in a repetitive manner. The Zombie males start crooning as Lesley Gore 60's music starts to play. Two Zombie girls suddenly step out behind Amber as back up dancers. They all start going into a well choreographed dance routine even though it was never practiced. After a few twirls and arms swings, Amber starts to sing in defiance to Ryo,with her left hand on her shaking hips and pointing with her right index finger with the Zombie girls swaying side to side behind her,arms out.
~Here is a musical cue for an audio aid,just to get an idea of the tempo of the song this is based on. Unlike the previous one,this is listened before
reading not during, because the arrangement is not 100% exact. ~ It's Amber's Body AMBER:
"Playing with yourself, is...just no fun.
I'm a fan, of the one on onnnne.
I've got the strawberries, you bring the grapes.
Then get ready baby, cuz you gonna get raped! It's My Body and I'll F*** if I want to!
F*** who I want to!
F*** where I want toooo!....
I'm gonna do it and there's nothing you CAN do!!!!"
3 Ivy plants come on stage and the girls go into a strip tease burlesque show. The Ivy move their flowery parts to cover up their naughty bits, even though there are growls and demands to show more. Amber smiles, moves front and center and continues....
~moves her hands along her stomach~ AMBER:
"All this a-tten-tion,is get-ting me wet.
I'll go down you like a sunnnnnn-set.
Tear my clothes off, throw me on the bed.
You can eat me ouuuuut, while I give you head. It's My Body and I'll F*** if I want to!
F*** who I want to!
F*** where I want toooo!....
I'm gonna do it and there's nothing you CAN do!!!!"
During the bridge, 3 Lickers extend their tongues upward and the girls use them as stripper poles,rubbing on them and swinging around.
Amber comes off of it and slowly walks to the front with a smile. She starts singing and mocking Ryo's finger point. AMBER:
"Ryo tells me, to be good all the time.
Well he can shove it where the sun don't shine.
Hearing this song, may seem like a shock.
But what can I say-ay? I just love the cock! It's My Body and I'll F*** if I want to!
~puts her right index finger in her curled up left hand~ F*** who I want to!
~points to the audience~ F*** where I want tooo!
~moves both hands over her head~ I'm gonna do it and there's nothing you CAN dooooooo!!!! Ohhhh-Ohhhhhh!!!
~caresses her breasts~ It's My Body and I'll F*** if I want to!
F*** who I want to!
F*** where I want tooo!....
I'm gonna do it and there's nothing you CAN dooooooo!!!!
~thrusts her hips to the final beats~
Suddenly the place erupts into roaring cheers and applause. One Zombie's arm falls off, so he leans down and claps the hand on the floor. Monsters roar approvingly and Amber is smiling, loving all the attention, taking bows. AMBER:
"I'm so full of Glee!"
It's all fun until the door opens and Ryo comes storming back in. He picks Amber up over his shoulder and she starts hitting his back, kicking her legs defiantly. Ryo tells everybody to get back to their places, shoving the male members of the party back outside. After they're gone, Sara shrugs her shoulders to the monsters and listens to their unhappy groans as they leave, with Sara heading back into the Safe Room with the others. *******************
At the Main Shaft, there are 2 walkways, one colored Blue and one colored Red. The blue one was where Joe and Phyllis found The Fuse. Although there were other rooms there, they were inaccessible right now, so the group headed down the red walkway. They come to a Shutter and when it is opened, 2 large plant like creatures get up and the group attacks them with gunfire. Numerous shooting goes on and they kill them both but not before Homer is whacked in the ass by part of the plant. He angrily empties a clip on the now fully dead creature. HOMER:
"Stupid plant!" RYO:
"Plant people now?! What else did you sick Umbrella scientists create with your twisted experiments?" DC:
"It appears to be Ivy. I've never seen these things before in my life. They aren't part of any Umbrella experiment, I can assure you that." RYO:
"Um....DC? You have a little ....something...."
Ryo motions to DC that something is on his face,trying to get him to clean it. DC wipes the left side of his face and looks at Ryo, but Ryo shakes his head. The scientist turns showing the right side and we can see a large centipede leg sticking in his teeth. He wipes off his cheek,then looks at Ryo,who stares blankly. RYO:
"Uhhhh, yep...you got it." LUKE:
"So how did these plants get created,doctor?"
DC studies the bodies and comes to only one possible conclusion. DC:
"They were made recently....and they were man made." RYO:
"How can that be?" FLIP:
"What are you saying?" DC:
"What I'm saying is, It appears someone implanted their dna into the giant plant!" MARK:
"Sick horny humans, yes precious,that's what they are." RYO:
"Somebody F***** the plant?!?" DC:
"Precisely....and these humanoid plants are the result of that. Since this place contains only Zombies, it had to be someone in this group!" ~dun Dun DUN!!!~
After the dramatic music fades, everybody turns and looks at Joe. JOE:
"What? Whattya lookin at me for?! Oh, sure... anytime something goes wrong, just blame the dog! Well,it wasn't me!" RYO:
"He's right, I don't think it could've been him. He's been with us the whole time.... that is, most of the time." THORIN:
"So doc, what do we do?" DC:
"Well,there's only one way to find out. First I'm going to have to run some tests, collect samples from everybody. It's going to take me some time,a few hours at least. Then it's a matter of cross checking the samples with these samples and see who is the match."
Suddenly a small Ivy comes wandering in,causing everybody to jump. DC:
"Don't attack. Let's see what it does."
The little Ivy moves slowly down the hall, moving between the party. It seems to notice something and starts gliding slowly towards Phyllis. Without warning, it lashes out a tendril towards her, just missing her but knocking something from her inventory. PHYLLIS:
"Why, you son of a.."
Phyllis goes to aim her shotgun but DC stops her. DC:
"Wait Phyllis! Look!"
The item the Ivy hit was a skateboard. PHYLLIS:
"Holy s***! You mean I was still carrying that around since Outbreak? What a waste of a spot!"
The Ivy slowly moves up to the skateboard and hops on it. The plant pushes itself down the hallway, flips the board in the air and lands perfectly, as it skates down the hall out of sight. Without a word spoken, everybody slowly turns to look at Tim, who is casually looking at the ceiling. TIM:
"Heh heh, Nice architecture they have in this place." RYO:
"I don't think we're gonna need those tests,doc." PHYLLIS:
"W...Wha.....I mean...come ON! It's a Vagina Plant for f**** sake! How could I not?" LUKE:
"My mind will never be the same after this adventure." HOMER:
"Fern F***er!" DC:
"It's an Ivy." HOMER:
"Oh, same difference!" TIM:
"What was I supposed to do?!" FLIP:
"Not f*** the plant?" TIM:
"I'm the Love Machine! I was going to love something before this damn adventure was over! Besides, it asked me nicely? " RYO:
"It.....asked you?" TIM:
"Sure, after I came in through the door. When I went to use the ladder." http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/OriginalJoeCool/RE%20PICS/1272ce92.jpg FLIP:
"How did you...? I mean, how could you possibly..?!"
Flip waves his hand and doesn't even wait for an answer. They all shake their heads and head to the ladder. TIM:
"Hey! You know what they say, be nice to Mother Nature! I couldn't help it! I was charmed by her feminine ways!" ************
Trying to get that image out of their heads, the team heads down into the labs. As they walk down a hallway, a Licker blasts through a vent in the ceiling,causing everybody to jump. Screams and gunfire ensue. RYO:
"We're really running out of clean clothes."
After killing off the other Lickers, they see a big door to the right but they need an MO Disc
to open it. Further down the hall, they enter a Monitor Room. Tons of screens are in this room...and a Typewriter
and Item Chest
. After using both, they head through another door. This eventually leads to the Main Laboratory. Inside Ryo uses the Weapon Box Key
and finds the Magnum Parts
which he uses to create the Custom Magnum
. There are Zombies around but the fight is brief, mainly because of Ryo showing off his new weapon. As they get the Lab Key Card
, two Zombies walk towards Ryo. He pulls the trigger and both their heads are blasted to pieces in one shot. RYO:
"OH YEAH!!! That's what I'm talkin about!! Custom Magnum, BITCHES!!!"
As they go to leave, they notice Homer eating something off the small table. AMBER:
"Homer, what are you eating?" HOMER:
"Mffbmumble. MMMMM... Donut." ~chomp~ AMBER:
"What the F***?! That....that's an intestine!!!" HOMER:
"Mmmm.... intestine donut." ~chewing~
After slapping the s*** out of Homer and getting him to stop eating disgusting non pastry items, they leave the room to head to the opposite side.
Searching the other side, they encounter a computer room with a Giant Moth fighting Leon. Ryo shoots the Moth, punching huge holes in it. Meanwhile Leon is on the floor, trying to ask for a Blue Herb
but they're ignoring him. RYO:
"Ok, here's the computer. Now we register as Guest and place a thumb for fingerprinting." THORIN:
"I'll do it." RYO:
"Oh....sure,why not. Go ahead Thorin." THORIN:
"Wait a minute. It says I can't reach the computer." AMBER:
"What? Why? You're tall enough." THORIN:
"These larvae are in the way." RYO:
"Can't you just brush them off?" THORIN:
"No,I'm afraid not. Looks like I'll have to shoot them." RYO:
"In the meantime, does anyone need anything?" LEON:
"What's wrong with you,Leon? You're turning blue? OMG! Are you mutating into a blueberry?! Did Willy Wonka do this?" AMBER:
"You mean Willy Wonka is real?" JOE:
"Come with meeeeeee,and you'll beeeee, in a WORRRRRLD of pure ima-gi-na-tion." PHYLLIS:
"Stop that! Before you get that damn song in my head!" RYO:
"Sure he's real! We saw him on TV! Remember,with that Charlie kid? Apparently he works for Umbrella, according to Leon here." HOMER:
"Stupid Willy Wonka. Ohhhhh, but now I want a candy donut." THORIN:
"I can't wait to see the mutated Oompa Loompas." LEON:
"~gasp~ ...herb." RYO:
"Herb? Who's that, an accomplice?" JOE:
"He must be like his Arthur Slugworth." LEON:
"Phyllis, write all that down. Willy Wonka,aided by a man named Herb, plan to destroy Raccoon City with poisoned chocolate. Maybe he caused this outbreak? Maybe the T-Virus is passed....THROUGH THE CHOCOLATE! Yes...the golden ticket. This is it!" JOE:
"That's right! You needed a ticket to get into his "Secret Lab."
Right? Ticket starts with T. And you know what else does? T-Virus!" PHYLLIS:
"But Annette said something about Rats carrying the virus, from the fight with Birkin." RYO:
"Why, that's ridiculous! They don't even have pockets!" AMBER:
"I know! That is what I said to her!" PHYLLIS:
"Maybe Wonka is connected to Birkin. Like partners or something." RYO:
"Holy smokes. You're RIGHT,Phyllis! Good job!"
Phyllis smiles,proud of herself and continues jotting all this stuff down. RYO:
"What was Birkin working on? The G-Virus. His secret prized possession. What was Wonka's big secret?" THORIN:
"Oh! I know! The everlasting gobstopper!" RYO:
"EXACTLY! Think about it....Gobstopper! G! G-F*****-Virus! We're blowing this case WIDE open!" THORIN:
"Plus, Wonka was played by Gene Wilder. Another G!" RYO:
"Why that bastard,Gene. I liked his movies,too! I should've seen this coming. The purple coat...the G-Virus is purple.It all adds up!" JOE:
"We need to put a stop to this. Blow this F****r's operation to bits!" RYO:
"That's what we're gonna do. It's time to kill the candy man!"
Suddenly,Leon lunges up and grabs Ryo,pulling him down to his gasping face. LEON:
"Moth! ~gasp~ Poi-son! ~wheeze~ ME!" RYO:
"Oh,poison from a moth? Is that all? Then why the hell are you worrying us with some crazy ass T-Virus Chocolate Factory theory? Someone give the rookie a Blue Herb."
Thorin uses his gun and shoots all the larvae off. Miraculously, despite all that gunfire, the computer and keyboard are fine. After they take care of Leon, a beep is heard and Thorin rejoins the group. THORIN:
"Ok, I'm done. Let's go." *****************
Not thinking anything of it, they listen to Thorin and head back up the ladder to open the locked doors in the Blue Hallway section, with the Lab Key Card
. Leon now joins with the exploring. Joe sees something and taps Phyllis. JOE:
"Hey, how come you're still carrying the Shotgun Parts
? Shouldn't you connect them, to save a slot and have a more powerful weapon?" PHYLLIS:
"S***! That's right,I forgot! Thanks for reminding me though."
Phyllis connects all the pieces and now she has the Custom Shotgun
"You crook! That should've been mine. If I had just moved a little faster,if I wasn't so distracted, and if I wasn't wearing a shirt two sizes too big, I would've had it." PHYLLIS:
"Yea, yea...and if the Queen had balls, she'd be King. Quit your bellyaching before I give you a new basketball sized asshole courtesy of my new Custom Shotgun
"I don't need this! Next time I'm going with Barry." PHYLLIS:
"~LOL~ Yea...Barry. See how well you do with him." KENNETH:
"Barry is a good man." AMBER:
"Barry is a stupid sack of s***!!! Can we please stop saying his damn name?! "
Suddenly a door opens and a bunch of really eerie looking Zombies come out. They are much more deteriorated, with less skin and clothing, than the rest. RYO:
"Damn...there's a whole bunch of them! The stuff we need is this way, but they're blocking our escape route. We've already lost a lot of time, this will slow us down even further!" PHYLLIS:
"You guys go, I'll take care of them. Now go! " RYO:
"Phyllis... Are you sure? There's a lot of them." PHYLLIS:
"Just go! I can take care of them." ~runs~ LEON:
The door closes on Leon and won't open for him. Ryo and the rest run off as Phyllis has her shotgun ready. The Zombies lumber forward at her, groaning loud with their arms raised. PHYLLIS:
"COME and get it,boys!....~cocks the weapon hard~ Momma's got a brand new Shotgun!"
Phyllis fires at the first one and almost the entire top half of the Zombie becomes obliterated. The next two lumber forward and she fires at them, blowing off arms and legs like twigs. After she's done, there are Zombie limbs everywhere. Phyllis laughs at all the carnage she's caused with her kick ass upgraded weapon. After they are all dead, the door opens again and Leon comes running back to Phyllis. LEON:
"Phyllis! Running off like that was reckless and stupid! Those Zombies are everywhere!" PHYLLIS:
"Why, yes Leon...they are. There's an arm there, there's a leg there, there's a head there behind you and Whoops! There's blood all over your shoes." LEON:
"Damnit! ~cleaning them off~ That's not what I meant. Look Phyllis, as an officer itís my job to look out for you. But weíre not going to get through this alive if we donít work together." PHYLLIS:
"Look out for me? Oh, Leon...~tapping his face a few times~ You're kinda cute when you're dumb. Ok, yea...you look out for me. Doing a great job." ~gives him a sarcastic thumbs up as she walks away~ LEON:
"No one ever listens to me." ********************
Later on, the group enters the Monitor Room and sees Claire in there. She's checking some of the cameras and sees Leon running around by the Power Room. CLAIRE:
"Leon! We made it!" LEON:
"Claire? Is that you? Where are you?"
Claire starts laughing as others grab the mic. FLIP:
"No, it's not Claire,it's the voices in your head." THORIN:
"Bang you head against the wall,Leon! It's the only way!" LEON:
"Who is that?" CLAIRE:
"I can see you on the monitor. Never mind about that now, Leon. You have to go back and get Sherry, I left her in the security office, please you must save her." LEON:
"Wait a second...." CLAIRE:
"YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!!!!" LEON:
"Geeze! Ok! What about you, where are you going?" CLAIRE:
"I've got something else to take care of. I'm counting on you." HOMER:
"Yea! Don't screw it up again,LEE-on!" LEON:
"Claire! Wait!" FLIP:
"She's already gone,chief." LEON:
"Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?" FLIP:
"What was that,Leon?" LEON:
"I said, Why doesn't anyone ever...." ~CLICK~
Leon gets disconnected as Flip shuts off the monitor. PHYLLIS:
"That was mean, Flip" FLIP:
They both start laughing and Claire leaves. After everybody else gathers ammo and herbs, they head back to the Safe Room. As they walk in, they see Steven's hands about to touch the sleeping Ada's breasts. PHYLLIS:
"STEVEN! What do you think you are doing?!" STEVEN:
"Oh! You're back! Heh heh.
Wasn't doing anything. There was some miniscule debris on her, so I was just dusting her off." PHYLLIS:
"You're going to be biting
the dust if you try that again." STEVEN:
"What!? She was dusty!"
Stuff is put into and taken out of the chest. Claire has come back to check on Sherry and make sure everything is ok. After doing so, she leaves with the others, as they plan their next moves. After plans are made, Ryo smiles and moves closer to Claire, trying to be suave. CLAIRE:
"Stupid Leon. Where is he? He is supposed to be looking after her!" RYO:
"Yea, he kind of sucks at that." CLAIRE:
"Are you ok? Do you have enough ammo?" RYO:
"Sure Claire,thank you for your concern. I don't have to worry about ammo however, since I have this!" ~shows her his sword~ CLAIRE:
"I thought weapons like that weren't allowed in this series." RYO:
"Bah! Who cares what that idiot Mikami or anyone else thinks!
I am the Highlander! I have to have a sword!" CLAIRE:
"Isn't that a movie character?" RYO:
"There can be only one,Claire! Only one! And I am that one. Perhaps a demonstration, to convince you?"
Ryo smiles and holds out his sword, for Claire to see. She nods, acknowledging it with a nervous smile. He then holds up an apple between the index finger and thumb of his left hand. Ryo starts to show off, looking at Claire, when he should be looking at the sword. He tosses the apple into the air and swings the sword downward. It slices the apple in half....
and also cuts Flip's ear off.
The air becomes filled with a loud scream of agony. Ryo nervously puts the sword behind his back and motions Flip to shush. Flip clasps a hand to his wound and continues to scream. CLAIRE:
"Oh my God!!!"
With blood everywhere,Flip has his hand against his head, while running around screaming. Claire, freaking out at the chaos, runs rapidly in the opposite direction. Ryo acts quickly..... reaching down and holding half of the apple in the air. RYO:
"Wait, Claire...Look! The apple is cut in two, Claire. The APPLE is CUT in TWO!!!!"
Flip runs to Steven, who offers to help. Steven reaches down around his stomach and digs his finger in. He soon produces thread which he keeps pulling out of his stomach. LUKE:
"What the f*** is that?!" STEVEN:
"Oh, this? It's from an old sewing accident. Don't worry Flip ol chap, I've got plenty of thread in there. I'll have you stitched up in no time!" LUKE:
"What are you, a twisted magician?"
Flip instead runs to Phyllis and Amber, holding his ear in his left hand, hoping they'll help. PHYLLIS:
"Ugh! That's disgusting! I'm not touching that!" AMBER:
"Ew! Gross! Get it away from me!"
Amber hits Flip's hand and the ear goes flying. Flip screams and runs to catch it but it lands on Homer's arm. Homer screams and starts running around, screaming to get it off of him. He frantically flaps his arm around and the ear flies up into the air again, before coming down on top of Luke's head. Clearly annoyed over the whole situation and everyone's reactions, Luke carefully takes the ear off of the top of his head,wiping off the blood. After he does, he watches Flip run around in a circle, hoping someone will help. Luke finally does, knocking him down and holding the ear to Flip's head while spraying it with a First Aid spray
. The ear becomes attached again and Flip is as good as new, back to Green Fine status. Flip moves to the other side of the group. Partnering up with Joe and Phyllis doesn't seem so bad after all. MARK:
~singing~ "La La, my precious. You are, my precious."
Ryo, clearly annoyed his performance did not impress Claire, was in no mood for crap. RYO:
"Gimme that stupid thing!" ~snatching the Unicorn Medal
from Mark~ MARK:
"AAAHHHH!!! My precious! He stole our birthday present! Give it back to us!" RYO:
"Oh,shut up. I'm tired of your nonsense. Fawning over a stupid medal. You get ahold of your senses and behave like a man!!!" MARK:
"But we wants it, we wants it!" RYO:
"Well, you're not gonna gets it! So,shut up and sit down!" MARK:
"Nasty old Ryo...We hates him! FOREVER!!!"
Mark goes whimpering to the back of the group. **********
Later on, we see Joe checking some of the area on the other side. He decides to go to meet up with the others at the end, in the Sleeping Quarters. Once there, he finds out they found a User Registration Memo
, a LAB KEY CARD
and a LAB SECURITY MANUAL
. Amber is sitting on the couch with an annoyed face on. JOE:
"What's wrong,Amber?" AMBER:
"This adventure...it's so damn frustrating. We found a really cool weapon and I can't even use it!" JOE:
"What? Why?" AMBER:
"The rules state that only a guy can use the Flamethrower. That's such bulls***! I mean, you have a really cool weapon, Phyllis, Ryo, everybody does." KENNETH:
"I don't!" AMBER:
"I'm talking about important
people, stupid! I....I just wanted to have a really cool weapon of my own." FLIP:
"What happened to your Grenade Launcher?" AMBER:
"Bah! That's not powerful. It sucks anyway. You shoot the grenade and it explodes like 5 feet in front of you. Based on the size of the explosion, they might as well call it a Firecracker Launcher. Oh well, now I guess I'll just have to use....Handgun Bullets." ~sniff~
Joe takes the Flamethrower
and answers Yes when asked if he wants it. Joe looks around at the guys and then turns back to a sniffling Amber. JOE:
"Here Amber....I want you to have it." AMBER:
"Wha...me? You want ME to have it?!" JOE:
"Sure Amber...screw the rules. I have good weapons already. And since I own the Flamethrower, I can do with it as I choose....and I choose to give it to you." AMBER:
"I love you,you sweet bastard." JOE:
Well, whattya say,Ambs? Will you take this Flamethrower?" AMBER:
"I do!" JOE:
"I now pronounce you, Thrower and Throwee."
Amber watches as Joe puts the backpack on her body, helping her arms through the straps. She starts shaking nervously, feeling the weight on her back now. Her face flushed, she looks down at her palms, as Joe lightly places the nozzle in her trembling hands. As her hands clasp around the Flamethrower, she looks up while her head is still mostly facing down,her lips curled in a sinister grin and a dangerous look is in her eyes.
She lifts her head up towards the ceiling and lets out a loud gremlin giggle and runs from the room at full speed. FLIP:
"Uhhhhh, I'm not so sure that was a good idea, Joe." JOE:
"Nonsense. Did you see how happy she was? That was the perfect medicine to cheer her up. She'll be fine."
Suddenly the door opens and Homer comes loading in screaming, with his ass on fire. HOMER:
Homer runs and sits his ass in a bucket of water creating a loud fizzle sound, as he lets out a big sigh. THORIN:
"Ok, so she played one prank. It's no big deal." HOMER:
"No big deal?! Tell that to my barbequed ass cheeks!"
We check back at the Safe Room area. Rob is once again stomping around the area by the train, his herb tail, swaying to and fro. He stomps back towards the Safe Room when he hears some groans. ZOMBIES! Where did they come from? They were blocking the way to safety. Damn! Rob realizes he left his guns in the room. No one else is out here with Rob. He wasn't sure what to do. He starts to run towards the Main Fuse area, but stops. How does this look, him running from a fight? You don't see Godzilla running away in battle, do you? Of course not. How could he even think it? He would be a disgrace to the head. He would not be worthy of the name. No...he must stay and fight!
Rob turns and faces the 3 Zombies. He has his game face on. He is going to show these Zombies. He will show EVERYone! He is Godzilla! He is the King! He just needs to believe in himself. Rob has to believe! Believe, Rob, believe! The Zombies groan louder as they close in on him. He is standing his ground. Rob clenches his fists and breathes in deep, filling his lungs with air. He closes his eyes and concentrates, as he exhales as hard as he can, breathing with such force that his feet come off the ground! A whoosh is heard and when Rob could breathe no more, he starts coughing. He opens his eyes and suddenly sees the three Zombies burned to a crisp!
Rob looks at the charred remains with astonishment and a shocked face. ROB:
"I.....I did it. I REALLY did it! I believed in myself and I did it! I breathed FIRE!!! I'm so AWESOME!!!"
Rob is so proud of himself, he fails to see Amber is standing behind him with the Flamethrower. She shakes her head at Rob's delirium and leaves. Rob starts stomping around excitedly with quicker,harder steps. ROB:
"Breathing fire! His head in the sky!!! Robzilla! Robzilla!!!!!!!"
Sometime later, after Amber has not returned, the rest of the group decides they better check on her and see where she is. When they go through the doors to head to the ladder by the vagina plant, a torrent of flame bursts in high, during the loading screen. When they load in, they see the plant on fire. Amber is shooting the Flamethrower at it, screaming her F***** brains out. AMBER:
"FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~shoots fire stream~
FIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~shoots again~
FIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~shoots again~
Everybody has to crouch low due to the flames. Joe and Flip move towards Amber to get the damn weapon out of her hands before they all blow up. They finally succeed but Amber is still laughing, in a maniacal state. The others are using fire extinguishers, trying to lessen the damage this sick bitch has caused. FLIP:
"Yes Joe...that was a great idea. Just give the Flamethrower to the F****** PYROMANIAC!!!! Brilliant!" SPIKE:
~pops in~ "Guinness? Someone has beer?" FLIP:
"Uh,no Spike, I was just saying that word as a sarcastic reference to Joe." SPIKE:
~sighs~ "Well, don't do that to my taste buds, lad! It's criminal! I thought I was going to be able to use my cool hat again. ~smells~ Why does it smell like baked vagina in here?" **********
Ryo and DC come back and lead the group back to the Main Fuse. They go down the Blue walkway and eventually end up in the East Area. Ryo checked out the Vaccine Research Room and comes back with Magnum Bullets
and gave the MO Disk
to Joe to hold onto. Leon is there about to try and open the door, but it needs two guests to open. Meanwhile Mark sits indian style, talking to himself and plotting,pulling clumps of his hair out. MARK:
"They are nasty,my precioussss. Cruel Mr. Ryo takes away our present. We must gets it back, Marksie... yes we must. But there's too many of them. We must think. THINK Marksie! We must find a way to get the pretty unicorn back. Aaaaaa. He might help. YESSSS, HE might help us! Help us get the precious. We musn't tell them, precious. We must let them think the way is safe. Be patient. Be patient. Soon Marksie...... ssssssoon." LEON
: "Have you guys registered in the computer room?" RYO:
"Yes, Thorin did." LEON:
"Ok, great. All you have to do is place your finger on the machine and then it'll open." THORIN:
"Yes, you know, when you registered. I am Guest 2, so you go first." RYO:
"Leon, figured out a way out of here yet?" LEON:
"No, but I'll keep checking. Claire said she found a way." RYO:
"Well, that's because Claire is awesome. Don't you think so,Leon?" LEON:
"Well....yes but..." RYO:
"She's F***** Awesome,Leon! Her butt and all!" LEON:
"Ok, right now though,I need to concentrate on Ada!" RYO:
"Oh, Ada your ass!"
As Ryo and Leon keep talking, behind them we see the back of Thorin as he faces the machine. He looks over his shoulder at the others and then leans forward. There's a beep and green light showing, letting him know he was successful. Now it was Leon's turn." THORIN:
"It's all yours,Leon."
Leon walks up and puts his finger on it and it beeps and accepts him. LEON:
"That grid felt kind of weird....moist and grimy. Did you notice that when you placed your finger?" THORIN:
"I didn't use my finger. I used my penis." LEON:
"You registered your penis as a guest on the computer?!" THORIN:
"It's a VIP." LEON:
"And then you let me touch the glass after you've had your genitals on it?" THORIN:
"Yes. You touched my peepee." LEON:
"Let's ....just move along."
Leon sighs, cleaning his hands with some anti-bacterial fluid as they all enter a small lab. They see a few Lickers but these look different. They are sporting red capes with a big S on the back. RYO:
"The Super Lickers! Fire!" JOE:
"I gotcha Kryptonite right HEAH, Motha F..." ~bratatatatatat~
Gunfire and tonguefire are exchanged and although it takes a little longer, eventually the monsters die. Joe notices a dead Hunter in the corner of the room. JOE:
"Well, looks like that debate is answered."
Joe turns around and sees a Machine Gun
on a dead Umbrella soldier's body. He quickly runs over and grabs it. LEON:
"Oh, come ON!!! You guys took everything! I need to have a good weapon. I Heard about all the sharing the RPD officers are known for. Well, not you guys apparently! Did you know I went to the armory? Do you know what I found when I went there? There was a ripped open box of bullets. That's it! No side pack, no Machinegun, Nothing! We're supposed to share! " THORIN:
"Share, share, underwear." FLIP:
"Why are you worried about weapons? Weren't you supposed to find Ada something for her injuries and come right back like an hr ago?" LEON:
"Ada! You're right! I forgot! Ada! I have to haul Ada right now back to the Safe Room....before I get my Ada kicked."
After ignoring Leon, they leave the room to head back, with the scientist leading the way, past the Main Fuse. DC:
"Ok everybody. Easy going from here on out. All we have to do is get to the train and start her up and I know a secret,secret short cut we can use. After we use the Emergency Elevator, we're as good as gone." ALL:
"Now just follow me and we can..."
Before he can finish, he is yanked up off the floor. By the time everybody realizes, he is webbed up, high above the floor, in the clutches of a giant spider. RYO:
"A giant spider has him!"
The Umbrella employee weakly holds up his hand to correct him. DC:
"It's a......Theraphosidae... Tarantula."
The spider grabs him hard and pulls him out of sight. RYO:
"Wait! Which way is the shortcut? Damnit! I guess we'll just have to do this the regular way. Let me break out all the maps and everybody gather round for a meeting."
Hearing that causes loud groans from everybody. Ryo of course adds his displeasure to theirs and the complaining goes back and forth. That is until Mark gets everybody's attention with a startling revelation. MARK:
"It's ok everybody. I know the way! DC told me. Mark listened and remembered. Follow good Marksie. He will show you the way out!" LUKE:
"Good job,Mark. Lead the way." RYO:
"Now, hold on....my maps." AMBER:
"Oh,F*** your maps! Go ahead Mark, we're right behind you." RYO:
"Ok, we'll follow....but I lead the following!" ANNETTE:
"No one is going ANYwhere."
Everybody turns around to see Annette Birkin standing behind them with her gun raised. PHYLLIS:
"Annette! Wait!" TIM:
"Well,look who it is. 'Ello Annette, Fancy a F***?" ANNETTE:
"What? How DARE you?! I'm going to kill you once and for all!"
Before Annette gets the chance to however, the whole area rumbles and a pipe comes loose, hitting Annette and knocking her unconscious. Tim walks over to her and puts a hand on her head. TIM:
"What a shame. Although even unconscious you look good enough to shag." PHYLLIS:
"Timothy! Leave her be. You've done enough F****** for one day. Time to go!" TIM:
"Oh, all right. 'Fraid it's going to have to wait til 'nother time, love."
Tim touches Annette's hair and picks up the Master Key, as he leaves. *********************
The group leaves Annette and stops at the Safe Room before moving on. They see Leon looking around frantically. RYO:
"What is it,Leon?" LEON:
"Ada! She's gone! Sherry too! Claire asked me to look out for her." FLIP:
"I see you're still doing a fine job of that. Points for consistency." LEON:
"When she finds out Sherry is missing..." FLIP:
"She's going to have your sherry in a vise?" LEON:
"I have to go find them." ~runs off~ JOE:
"What were you idiots doing? How did they get by you guys?" STEVEN:
"Well, Josh called me a fud." JOSH:
"And Steven called me a floop." STEVEN:
"So, we started brawling and..." JOE:
"Never mind. Where the heck is Sara?" JOSH:
"Forget it, let's go." MARK:
"Yes! Yes, no time to waste. Follow good Marksie. He knows the way."
Everybody else follows Mark as he heads to the elevator, heading down to B1. After moving through the Lab Corridor, they end up in the Power Room. Claire is there trying to help Sherry. The Mr.T Tyrant is there and he seems to be going after the little girl, arching a large fist up over her. Sherry runs away just as he lunges down and smashes a machine, causing sparks to start shooting around. RYO:
"This isn't the way out." MR.T:
"Gimme the G,Chump!" MARK:
"Get them! Get them T! Smash them to bits so we can have the precious!" FLIP:
"Et tu,Markte?" JOE:
"Why you double crossing, lying son of a ...."
Joe kicks Mark and he yelps as he runs into a corner. MR.T:
"Uhhhh! Don't do drugs...." CLAIRE:
"Argh! Stay in school!" JOE:
"Protect Sherry. Let's get this Mohawked Moron!" MR.T:
"Hey Claire.Why don't you come over here. I'll show you what a real man is."
Claire and Amber start hitting him with Acid grenades,but he's still moving. MR.T:
"ARGH!! Mo-Hawk GreNADES!!!" SHERRY:
"Help me,Claire!" MR.T:
"I PITY the fool that has the G-Virus!!!!" CLAIRE:
"The monster's after your pendant, THROW it to me!"
Sherry takes it off and throws it over the monster's head to her. Mr.T changes direction and heads for Claire. Claire tells her she did good and to run. Sherry hides in a chute. CLAIRE:
"As for you, come and get it! I've got what you want! Come ON!!!" MR.T:
"I ain't got time for Jibba Jabba. Gimme the G!!!" CLAIRE:
"Here, this is what your looking for,right? Fine, then go...GET it!"
Claire throws the pendant hard, and it heads in slow motion, over the balcony. Suddenly,slow motion ends when a big black hand grabs the pendant out of the air and Mr.T stands there with a nasty scowl on his face, finally accomplishing his task. Everybody stands there for a moment, a bit dumbfounded over what just happened. FLIP:
"Uh, boss man? Is this supposed to happen?" RYO:
"No..... No! Wait a minute....this is all wrong!"
Ryo takes out his book and starts to page through files and notes. MR.T:
"I'm about ta bring the PAIN! Pain on all you punks! You mess with the T, you end up DEAD!!! A whole pack of FOOLS who are gonna get pity!"
Just as things couldn't get worse, Mark runs out of the corner and bites Ryo on the hand. Ryo yells and fights with Mark. Mark grabs the Unicorn Medal but Ryo won't give it up easily. There is a struggle and Ryo yanks back hard as they both fall to the floor. As they hit, they lose their grip on the Unicorn Medal and it rolls under the Tyrant. Mark, in a frenzied state, gets up and runs to get the medal. As he does, he rams into the Tyrant's leg, which causes T to lose his balance. Mr.T falls backward through the railing and plummets head first into the Iron smelting pool below. MARK:
"AHAHAHA!!!! My PRECIOUS! It's back and it's all MINE!!!" MARK:
~singing~ "La, La, The Precious! I have my Precious!"
Mark starts to do a victory dance but slips on some of Mr.T's jewelry that fell on the platform. Mark screams and falls down into the smelting pool,disappearing with his precious medal. CLAIRE:
Lightning sparks start flickering all over the machine that Mr.T hit and an automated woman's voice comes over the loudspeaker. VOICE:
"The self destruct sequence has been activated. Repeat! The self destruct sequence has been activated. This sequence may not be aborted. All employees proceed to the emergency car at the bottom platform."
Everybody runs out the exit and doesn't even check for Sherry. After they do, we get a scene of the smelting pool. All seems calm....then a gnarled hand with large claws comes out of the pool and slams on the dry walkway. Then another hand, bit by bit until the whole body comes out of the pool. As the camera pans upward, we see a black skinned Mark with gold eyes and a gold unicorn horn protruding from the mohawk on his head. He clenches his fists and speaks in a deep inhuman voice. MR.SUPER.T.MARK:
"Yes,we are back, preciousssssss. Now we're going to kill those suckas. Kill Them ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Will our heroes make it out in time?
Will everybody get out safely?
Super.T.Mark, Birkin, Be There or Be Square.
Not that you'll actually change into a geometric shape if you don't,
but you will be a dumb smelly doofus.
See what happens with Claire,Leon,Sherry,Ada and our beloved Psycho Squad,in the final installment, Coming Soon!!! ====================================